Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them with your permission are bad people.
My mother announced the other day that we’re all going on a diet. A house full of 5 adults are all going on diets because she has decided this.
My older sister does a ridiculous amount of exercise and doesn’t eat very much. She also weight about 58/59kg.
My younger sister is 5ft 8/9 and a size 12 on the bottom because she’s pear shaped and rides a horse every week. She eats a shit tonne, but hasn’t gained any weight in a couple of years, if anything I reckon she’s lost weight.
My father is over 50 years old and I’m fairly certain can make his own mind up if he wants to be on a lower calorie diet or not.
And I don’t like being told what I can and can’t eat. If I want to eat a load of crap to make me feel better then I will.
Mother if you were trying to give me a body complex and eating disorder you sure as hell are going the right way about it.
However, I have no intention of changing the way I eat at all. And there’s no way you can possibly stop me.
So next time you decide we all “need” to go on a diet. How about you announce that you are going on a diet and so will only be buying “dietary food” and if any of us would like to join you then we’re welcome, but if we don’t then we must source the “non-dietary food” ourselves.
That way it feels less like being in a dictatorship and more like a home.
I dyed my hair red-ish.
I have an interview in Glasgow tomorrow.
I am not that happy with my life at the moment (not for either of the things listed above) but looks like I’m going to have to live it anyway.
well, i am groot
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!
And also they made this
There’s even a granny!
(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)
and there are
THEY MADE THOR
And there’s also this which made me laugh
this is the coolest shit b.
Sue and her puns make my day brighter.
this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels
Short Hair- Mulan Soundtrack
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? DO YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I WAS THAT YOU WEREN’T ON THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK????
First time I heard this, I almost screamed. At first, it sounds like typical movie music until SUDDEN 80’S MONTAGE.
this is epic running music btw
Dog: Oh you got new owner!
Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday
Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?
wow over the hedge fandom long time no see
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