I am a sheep. A semi-intelligent 21 year old sheep, but a sheep nonetheless and so prefer following rather than leading. I also sometimes reblog posts that are a little NSFW (or not suitable for the library in the case of us students) and forget to tag them, so I apologise in advance.

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consent is a hell of a thing aint it

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i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer

This is what it means to be an introvert. Not being shy. This.

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When friend is clearly upset but they don’t wanna talk about it but you wanna help but don’t know how and you just kinda


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i want all my clothes to be made out of plants

it’s been brought to my attention that cotton exists and, actually, most of my clothes are made out of plants

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Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them with your permission are bad people.

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My mother announced the other day that we’re all going on a diet. A house full of 5 adults are all going on diets because she has decided this.

My older sister does a ridiculous amount of exercise and doesn’t eat very much. She also weight about 58/59kg.

My younger sister is 5ft 8/9 and a size 12 on the bottom because she’s pear shaped and rides a horse every week. She eats a shit tonne, but hasn’t gained any weight in a couple of years, if anything I reckon she’s lost weight.

My father is over 50 years old and I’m fairly certain can make his own mind up if he wants to be on a lower calorie diet or not.

And I don’t like being told what I can and can’t eat. If I want to eat a load of crap to make me feel better then I will. 

Mother if you were trying to give me a body complex and eating disorder you sure as hell are going the right way about it.

However, I have no intention of changing the way I eat at all. And there’s no way you can possibly stop me. 

So next time you decide we all “need” to go on a diet. How about you announce that you are going on a diet and so will only be buying “dietary food” and if any of us would like to join you then we’re welcome, but if we don’t then we must source the “non-dietary food” ourselves.

That way it feels less like being in a dictatorship and more like a home.

I dyed my hair red-ish. 

I have an interview in Glasgow tomorrow.

I am not that happy with my life at the moment (not for either of the things listed above) but looks like I’m going to have to live it anyway.

Oh well.

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well, i am groot


well, i am groot

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My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

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These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  


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subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns


subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

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